1. Have any tourist questions? Cool, Google it, idiot.
2. Eh, close enough.
3. Assembling the chair is stupid when you can just sit on the box it came in.
4. If you don't have to use a bowl, then uh, why would you?
5. To be fair, standing up is exhausting.
6. So what if I'm gambling cutting an artery every time I use this? Still works.
7. This way, you don't even have to exert effort to speak.
8. Who said learning a new language was hard?
9. Fuck you and the cart you rode in on.
10. The irony hurts.
11. Don't want to make the easiest food you can? Now you don't have to.
12. If it works, it works.
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